This site contains my thoughts, my life, and ideas of mine that are very random. This may hopefully help you to understand what all goes on in this here head of mine and figure out what went wrong when i was born!! have fun and beware!!

...............yah..............

You might not know that i named this site not only because my life is so random, but also because i am starting(well wanting to ) a band called RANDOM. Its not only stands for what it says, it also stands for: ReallyAwkwardNakedDopesOnM&M's!! yep i thought this name fitted me pretty good. So far i only have me(drums), katie witham(soon to have eletric guitar), and of course the very talented kali wagner(playing one chime). wow ok so as you can see we are a bit short on talent, so if you are interested in bein in our band, just tell me. WE NEED TALENT!! HELP!

_we now have NICK with us(i'm gonna marry this guy). he will be playin ...hmm lets see here i was thinkin maybe the cheese gradder?

--I also have Nathan on the kazoo. we still need more talent!

-- andrew is gonna play the lightbulb with (and i invented this and sell them for .92) an electric Q tip!

--carissa is playin the air pump

-- courtney is gonna play the toilet!! what what?

***A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.... You're not pretty you're beautiful. I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd die
awwwwww!!!***

kali and i are some totally awesome rappers. It's kind of a side job we have. People pay us to come and rap for them. We first descovered our talent during a play called AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WILDERNESS.  I stole Robby Appleton's jacket and i instantly became C-DAWG. Kali who's whole goal in life is to be as cool as me, tried to imitate me, but not even close. Oh i have trained her and she has become almost as good as me. Yep i made her into the rapper she is today!

TIP FOR YOU GUYS

So lets say you are going out with a chick.  But then you start changing your mind about how you feel about her. Lets say you start liking ANOTHER GIRL!! ok well the best thing to do is pray about it and MAKE  sure you like this other chick more. Then once you're sure, TELL UR GIRL right away.  If you wait, it will only make it worse.  Be careful with a girls heart k?

Cooking tip for the week!

Ranch dressing is harder to make than you think.  One of the biggest mistakes is making it watery.  Be sure you  put it in the fridge for at least a half an hour

Don't stick potatoes in the oven unless they are covered by aluminum foil.....yah don't ask, that didn't turn out good.

don't put plastic bowls on the stove to pour popcorn in, it will melt and take the popcorn with it!!(not gonna tell you that kali did that though)

make sure to TURN ON the oven before just stikin in the food. even if you wait for along time, your brownies will be gooy

sometimes its not smart to just touch the oven to see if its hot or not...cause if you do it probably will be

 Heath Ledger...........wow.

I want to recognize andrew on here. He is the one guy who has been there for me in EVERYTHING. he says he will wait for me once i am over with my other guys. I know we will get married one day